A Sure Way to Get a 0%...

Below is an excerpt of answers from a student's test (certainly not one from MBA). I'm sure none of my students would ever attempt answers like these...

Q-1: In which battle did Napoleon die?
A: His last battle

Q-2: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: At the bottom of the page

Q-3: River Ravi flows in which state?
A: liquid

Q-4: What is the main reason for divorce?
A: Marriage

Q-5: What is the main reason for failure?
A: Exams

Q-6: What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch & Dinner

Q-7: What looks like half an apple?
A: The other half

Q-8: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
A: Wet

Q-9: How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
A: He sleeps at night

Q-10: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

Q-11: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A: Very large hands

Q-12: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A: No time at all, the wall is already built

Q-13: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Any way you want. Concrete floors are very hard to crack.